Yeah, I mean, if someone’s waving a gun at me, I’ll be calling the cops. 

I think it was back when they actually made games instead of just selling other people’s asset flips.

Ok. Forgive my extreme white ignorance, but is this a new thing? Admittedly in my white bubble, I hadn't seen this happening so often before this summer. I'm leaning towards believing that it actually happened all the time but is just being publicized now, but maybe the MAGA asshats (pun intended) just felt that they…

Well they did originally put Panama in the group, despite having the expectations of just coming to have a good time.

Gronk is desperately trying to change the first 9 into a 6 on his.

And in America we get......a slightly different colored one!

I’d go with Pocohontas. 

I’m not a Christian, so forgive my ignorance, but that's like Level 9 blasphemy, right?

First Portal 3 and now Waluigi as a playable character? Blizzard is giving us everything we want.

The Roger Goddell punishment generator says 10 games. Though that could hinge on whether or not you think he's a scrub.

You’re right, I didn’t see how the cop was positioned. My bad.

see, I thought the most Canadian part was when the cop body checked him over the counter.

Noooooooooooo, how else can they cave for the closet racists in the suburbs that the party line, center right Democratic party loves? They've already admitted that they can't get the fully racist people in the sticks (who will probably die out in a couple generations after the ACA is repealed anyway), so they have to…

EVE is like a free market dystopia.

It’s 2018, what’s old is new again, and what’s old? MOOOOOOOOONNNNNN LOGIC!

United States in the misguided belief that they could enter our country illegally America is actually a country worth risking your life to go to.

Meanwhile, Colin Kaepernick, who is probably about as good as Winston, bare minimum, can’t get a call from an NFL team.

Because you know what’s civil? Throwing Starbursts at a world leader. Also separating children from their parents and locking them in an abandoned Wal-Mart.

Honestly, ever since I installed a bidet, my hemmroids have gotten a lot better. Not sure if it's 100% causation, but the toilet paper savings definitely are

According to his research, Nintendo uses unique certifications for every individual Switch cartridge and copy of a digital game, then checks to see whether those match up with the account that first played them. As a result, pirated games will get flagged because of the mismatch, leading Nintendo to easily detect…