I think the important thing is, does a game between the Mets and Reds ever need to be played?

If you get it out of the stadium, 5 runs.

Pancake put up some good numbers.

But the Bengals have a long history of players with excellent character records!

I mean, he retired, but I couldn’t think of anyone more inoffensive in late night.

Sorry, by the Air Bud corollary to the rulebook, it’s allowed.

It’s a gateway snack. One day you’ve got Mentos, the next you’re carrying Skittles and iced tea, which is the most dangerous weapon of them all.

An old Jay Leno monologue is more offensive than the Raptors so far.

That’s a weird way to spell Lebron James.

They couldn’t even be bothered to throw some padding on the thing. I know it still would have been a bad crash, but even with some padding he probably wouldn’t have been stretchered off.

It was so perfect.

Now Toronto can’t even get away with denying Lebron’s work visa for 4 games.

I thought they were referring to some C list rapper named Kendrick Perkins.

At this point, having to carry 11 other guys in the playoffs, his heart might just give out.

“damnit”- the Browns GM

They have all this money they don’t know what to do with, so they go on trips to France and offer to pay back other schools.

Literally anyone who hates the Penguins.

When your list of “requirements” is knowing the right person and enough degrees from hilariously expensive colleges that you only got into because your daddy is rich, you can’t expect to get great help.

And ref mics. Mostly because I love mic’ed up refs.