So, who’s going to be the star player who has their season ended in the preseason?

Hopefully TNT is the one who gets fined for his swear right then. It really is a horrible thing to do.

What about the classic Simpson’s episode Special Edna? Where they go to Disney?

Given how Sega hyped up the Theme Hospital 2 announcement, I was planning for the worst.

I mean, really the only thing it needed is dual analog support, other than that the old DC controls weren’t that bad.

At least the 5th different system, not counting their yearly rereleases with a different non-Sega game.

Man, that would require them being a major league team

At this point I think anything short of an actual relegation will see Wenger keep his job.

Probably because they’ve been there so long. In the dead puck era, stuff like “grit” and “toughness” (really just having a couple bruisers who would knock the shit out of someone) was valuable. Now they’re relics from a bygone era, yet these dinosaurs won’t let go of them.

Knowing what that phrase actually means makes this comment 100x funnier.

You need to actually drive all the way around the circumference of the Earth in order to get to your exit a second time.

Just remember, for every time some shitty school gets away with this, that, in the NCAA’s eyes, paying kids a relatively minuscule amount to play for a certain school is many times worse than covering up and allowing sexual assault at a deeply institutional level.

I mean, you could include a lot of teams in that.

I’d rather they call them mini-churros, given that it’s more in line with what the item really is.

Brock Lesnar just came a little reading that. It would have been more, but steroids

Given their management, the Canucks would have fucked it up somehow anyway.

Apparently his decision for fixing the racism problem was getting rid of the non white kids, which is so evil if it were in a script it would be thrown out for being unrealistic.

#TrustTheProcess

That means (assuming no other turns) SmackDown would have two heels that get cheered like faces (D Bry and Rusev, maybe Sami and Kevin too) and two faces that should be heels (Roode and Orton are better heels, sorry)