*cough* ALEXA BLISS *cough*

Or, get rid of opening acts.

Gives a whole new meaning to foul territory.

In all fairness, preventing people from watching the Kings is the best PR move Sacramento police can do right now.

Counterpoint, both teams are horrible and in a just world should have lost.

Ignoring quarterbacks is Fisher’s MO, though.

HEY. The Bears are owned by a rich white woman. Who’s passed the age of old by now.

YOU CAN OBVIOUSLY TELL THAT THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED BECAUSE IT’S IN BLACK AND WHITE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IN BLACK AND WHITE? THESE KU HATING REFS.

At least next year the women can wear these to actually have a shot at winning a World Cup.

Counterpoint, modern society values afternoon much more than before noon. Therefore, moving the social construct of time so that more sun is in the afternoon is beneficial.

He’ll fit right in.

I’m just waiting for a team to sign Tebow instead.

Admittedly God no-showed.

Chris, did you just become a billionaire overnight?

Better than Donner Kebabs.

“it wasn’t a gambling problem! I was just inspecting the Trump casinos!”

Georgia just Creaned themselves?

At least Vinnie actually “wrestled” every now and then. 15 years ago.

Great, now people are going to complain to Snickers and KFC that Roman is still employed for WWE.

I think Nyko is making one. It’s about the size of the dock the Wii U gamepad used. Like a square hockey puck. Also there was some crowdfunded thing but apparently it was not good.