She was at a Nets game. Either she was captive or suffered serious brain damage from the fall.

Hey, that’s 2 Olympic Golds since the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup

Excuse you

What about Brandon Moore’s pants from the game?

I didn’t know once of the robots from Daft Punk was Latvian

That was a flat answer

If only she’d done something normal, like molest little boys...

Hopefully it doesn’t make a MESS

My god, what if Buffalo wins a Super Bowl?

But do they prevent sunburn?

In all fairness, if the NFL decided that it was somehow not a catch, I wouldn’t be surprised.

They’re not “getting played”, they’re getting paid. Every time something shady like that happens a big donation ends up in the Friends of X campaign fund.

Is it common in Japan for places to sell pay as you go SIM cards?

Oh man, I LOVE it when the MLS ignores their own stupid rules for the benefit of some teams and not others.

BACK IN MY DAY GAHDAMNIT, WE HAD TO PLAY GAMES ON OUR GRAPHING CALCULATORS. You’d be surprised how well a TI-84 Plus can run Doom.

Drawing well below capacity is a Carolina Hurricanes tradition!

I swear, if you put the Church of Successful Boston Sports Teams on the list, New England would be the most religious place in the world.

After a couple years Stephanie McMahon will come out and announce the WXFL

Honestly the idea of getting rid of kickoffs is great. I feel the NFL is inching towards it very slowly but honestly it’s just wasted time.

An NFL team in a city with no NBA team makes a trade to an NBA team in a city with no NFL team.