Say what you will about the Kings, but the Knicks INVENTED 4 on 5 defense.

Sooo, can the writers fuck Verlander on games he pitches then?

Is...is this tampering?

So what are the official odds that if he were a white 10 year NFL vet he could post pictures of him actually drinking and be ok?

Throw a Dreamcast controller, those are fucking indestructible.

Why are you using the city’s computer to go on Deadspin?

They don’t even have the best BBQ in Missouri

Hey man, if the Lakers had gotten Durant and LeBron, and traded a gently used stack of old pornos for Cousins, they’d be a contender!

They owe the Bulls their pick if it falls outside of the top-10, Philly can swap picks with them if they want to

Probably because he was following Fashion Week.

If we lived in a world where big-time CEOs were brought up from in the organization all the time, I’d agree with you, but now most C-level executives of major companies go straight to C-level for a major company in a totally different field.

I can run 90 sweeps in a row and score every time. I can also split my DE out wide and beat the shit out of the QB on every defensive play.

That’s terrible. Just terrible. +1 swaying cherry picker

She should be fired.

...I think those actually look kinda cute.

An airplane in a driveway I think gives a neighborhood character, distinction, and makes it exciting.

Most of LBJ’s weight was in his massive dong though.

...Hampton Roads, Virginia?

So that’s why they don’t make new main series Metroid games anymore. Samus’ last name isn’t Samus.

I paid like $10 for tix in the first row of the second level 5 years ago?