Depends on who they’re playing. People from Canada, Chicago, Minnesota, Detroit, etc would probably be like “sure, I’ll go to Vegas for a weekend and see (local team) and get some deal from a casino.”

*pounds fists on table* MOVE CAROLINA THEN DAMNIT

 Think smaller, more legs.

OBJECTION: where is the Dreamcast? It got more physical releases last year than the Wii U. And probably the Vita, in not-Japan

There’s a 96% chance MJ wears this shirt every time he sees Lacob from now on

No parades since 93.

The Super Bowl just left me... deflated.

So by all logic, this should be a barnburner of a Super Bowl.

DINGERS!

I really don’t mind the 32gb limit if and only if you don’t need to install carts to the hardware.

And yet the Blues still have a home. Sometimes the world isn’t fair

An entire log of Velveeta counts as one slice.

Mark Davis needs more cash, they’re gonna be the Las Vegas Pawn Stars.

Hey, if the athletic departments can get free labor, why shouldn’t the newspapers? Slavery, err, unpaid internships for everybody!

 You mean the EA ones?

Why isn’t Mighty SWITCH Force on the system?

HOT TAEK: Cheese Nips > Cheez-its.

This is all Matt Kenseth’s fault. After he won the Cup in 2003 by winning 1 race (and finishing in the top 10 in almost all of them (25 out of 36 and only 2 DNFs)) then they implemented the Chase system to “encourage wins”.

I hope he’s already started hitching a ride on freight trains. It’s a long way from California to Washington.