"Haha, you drew two boobs."

Great work from Russia to bring this full circle by not bringing it full circle.

Instead of some lame attempt at a joke, I'd like to say in all seriousness that Canada sucks and we're going to bash your fucking faces in. #Canadasucks #maplesyrupjunkies #ImaBelieber #neverforget1812.

But, hey, at least it's a woman so it's not a "distraction".

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

haters gonna hate. I like me some Good & Plenty as well.

Possibly. But anarchists are kind of fun in a deranged way. Black licorice is so uniquely evil that it's preferred most by fascist nihilists.

Don't blame me, I voted for salsa verde

This isn't news. Evergreen does this year after year.

Wait, wait, wait. All this crap about how Sochi is a hell-hole, and you mean to tell me that it's really the land of puppies?

God, those Russians are so incompetent. How are they going to get her to the hospital without a 3rd person to aim the slingshot?

"THE PHILLY FANS ARE BEING MEAN. 4 YRS AGO WEARING A TURTLENECK SWEATER UNDER A HOCKEY JERSEY WAS STILL A FUCKING AWFUL IDEA."

"The philly fans are being mean. 4 yrs..." ago, they squirted cheese sauce in my eyes so now I can only read very big fonts.

Man, not even two full days and someone's trying to steal their Thunder.

No plane. Only burning debris from the collapse of 2 skyscrapers which set the building o fire and weakened its structure to the point of collapse.

All of you Guac haters need to be punched in the face by gorillas.

Sorry, guac. It ain't easy bein' green.

BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP FTW AND A GREATER AMERICA