Anti-guac.

Because they made the playoffs and won all of their subsequent games

Nice work, genius. You kept him from answering the one question on everyone's mind.

Let's not rush to judgement. What if it comes out that the perpetrator has Downey Syndrome?

No need to Shout, gentlemen.

Fortunately the other team was just a load of whites.

I'll never understand the guac love.

I WILL NOT BE MOLLIFIED UNTIL TZATZIKI'S DIGNITY IS RESTORED

You've sat next to Pete Carroll on a flight?

Leviticus 19:28, AJ.

Does he know Daft Punk aren't actually robots?

"Fried glue." Definitely "fried glue."

[takes a shot]

Which is why she doesn't. I don't even feel like she friend-zoned him. He met her as his best friend's girlfriend and treated her like crap so that she wouldn't ever find out. He acts pretty honorably up until the moment he tells her, which he never would have if she hadn't figured it out accidentally (which she is…

Was I the only one who rooted against Ducky in Pretty in Pink in favor of James Spader?

Hey, just testing

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"

Oh, this only looks impressive because he's doing it in a manner that is far harder and more aesthetically pleasing than the normal, also difficult and aesthetically pleasing way. One of the greatest in-game dunkers of all time used to do something similar—though infrequently—from time to time.

That's fine, Luck can go back to his true passion, US Civil War re-enactments.

BBWAA's site has ground to a halt. A lot of the members must have received new CD's in the mail from AOL with 1000 free hours of dial-up.