This coming from the same people who made guacamole their king. Down with the Tsar! Revolution!

I don't see Good & Plenty. Does this make me an anarchist?

It's cool. Pete Carroll invited him.

We must get salsa through! It's the only thing that stands a chance at taking guacamole down!

Is guacamole forbidden on dickbag island? If so, I'd even vacation there with Justin Bieber.

I hate living in a world where guacamole is loved.

Found you?

Unbeknownst to everyone else, Rick and Marshall were playing a pretty poor game of Hide n Seek.

Also, what's with the photoshopping of Adam's leg in the bathtub?

Now what app do I need to download to be able to do this on my Instagram pics?

You're really trying to be a Mr. Brightside.

Also, names inspired by Alabama tradition:

Obe C.T. Steele

"Choke"

Too easy?

As a Vikings fan, is it fantanking if I openly root against them when they play the Bears and Lions because if the Vikes are out of the playoffs, I cruelly want the Packers out, too?

Or for you single fellas, use your God-given eye socket.

Minnesota nice.

Go ViQueens!

"Let's Go Niners!"

I dunno. That's pretty difficult. It's not even iambic pentameter.

Are we gonna get the chance to practice it before the game?

"I love the commercialization of Christmas." - Sarah Palin

"Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

I imagine what he thinks he's saying is "Tomlin, son!"