Did you finish reading the joke? You should finish reading the joke, it's funny.

A man's job? It's just throwing foul balls to fans. This happens all the time, and it happens to men too.

Is Landon Donovan getting blown under the table whilst he analyses ?

The look says it all. The vacant stare, the hopelessness etched onto a worn and exhausted face. One foot on a ledge, and another firmly entrenched in the gaping relief of the abyss below. He'll most likely never forget, no matter how hard he tries. But one thing is for certain: This is unmistakeably the face of…

Ten minutes of seeing what size arenas different Universities can afford.

Any fan who thought the large beer was a better deal and shelled out $7 for the 20 oz. beer instead of paying $8 for two 16 oz. deserves what they got.

A bucket was placed at his feet.

I'm in the market for a delicious breakfast cereal. Any suggestions?

'Martin Brodeur asks out of New Jersey'

The soda thrower was arrested, but before he could get into any real trouble a German fan bailed him out

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

[redacted] is a fucking moron and will run the pool into the ground along with the rest of his asshole cronies.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

I knew he was working out for a reason.

So you're ruling out the whole God spoke to him angle? Seems premature.

Our prospect who art in Gate 7,
fallowed be thy brain
Thy pro day come, thy will be done
As a legitimate NFL draft pick

"You forgot me."