It should be a league rule not to use the same hashtag twice within one tweet.

Who in the world naturally stands with their feet right next to each other...

Tomlin should really just be punished for not doing the sideline trip as well as Sal.

Don't fret, Cade. Their loosers.

YES. I was just going to request that someone do this one.

P.S. Studio@Gawker you need to promote this shit.

Since my people didn't write a press release...because, well, I don't have any people, I guess I'll have to do this myself.

*clears throat*

Friends, Gawkerites, countrymen, behold...I have been crowned the Netflix junkie.

*slips into the night*

Hey, Incognito!

The jerk store called...and they're running out of you!

If you almost beat 'em, bench Keenum.

I felt a great disturbance in Fantasy Football, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

For a sec, I thought Foles had a neck tattoo.

Nope, just face pubes. Or something

How's the weather in St. Louis today?

I knew Card fans could be obnoxious, but I didn't know they were unfunny, too.

I know! There were quite a few of those.

For some reason they keep saying Boston will win just like the Yankees won the World Series after 9/11.

Um...nope.

But...but...black people display anger so much more effectively...

I have one of the Best Fans in the Nation in my office.

This morning I heard about how Boston overly celebrates and how some men shouldn't grow beards.

Well, fine! More pecan pie for me then. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY.

It seems only fair since Kozma seemed to have vaseline coating his glove all night.

I guess a bunch of people have never tried chocolate-covered bacon...