Wait. So we all end up dying at Sutton Place?

After doing some Facebook sleuthing, I came upon two photos of the son: 1 of him holding a rifle, the other of him wearing a Confederate flag hat.

Okey dokey.

I know it's you, Adam Wainwright.

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My team didn't make the playoffs, so I'm rather enjoying this.

Cards fans got trollllllllllllled. Hard.

Adam Oates, get after him!

Sincere question (because I really don't know): Was the stadium built with tax-payer dollars?

If so, I'd think you can't feel completely entitled to do what you wish with the team. At some point you have an obligation to serve the public that funds it.

Just a two-time gold medalist.....no biggie.

Looks straight out of a Charlie Brown Christmas.

The scars from the Ravens playoff game are still fresh...

This story's photo is EVERYTHING.

No mention of Gruden trying to say the word beignet?

Imagining McCain chained up in a POW camp actually makes me feel really sorry for the old guy. :(

Fish sauce is the devil's piss.

Really? Because I only started liking ranch dressing AFTER working at restaurant and making it for the salad bar...

I'm just gonna pretend the eagle is a Hippogriff and I'm Harry.

Aaron Rodgers gets away with it, too.

Oooh....HELL to the NO is shrimp #2. That shit be nasty.

DOINK!

As a Vikings fan, I think the reason it's hard to be diehard is because most of us are suffering from some kind of football PTSD. Mine began in '98's NFC Championship game...