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Philip Rivers disagrees:

That's a ridiculous accusation.

If I'm Carlos Beltran, I'm hoping Puig stands in the batter's box and watches his triple.

See, Mushnick is an awful human like "derp derp derpedy derp", but Whicker is an awful human like "oh hey Adolph I noticed you had a l'il old leak in that gas line, I fixed it for you no prolemo chief!"

It's also what .06 looks like.

Hey as a Packer fan, I can guarantee I am 100% classless and my bragging is in no way humble

How is this even close, at least RG3ESUS tries for wordplay.

Dan Snyder is not only a smug and insensitive prick, he's also dumb as fuck. This explains why when asked to write an open letter, he simply responded with C.

I like a Slimmer logo:

In fairness, this is all consistent with Russia's opposition to anything flaming

From the Buccs to the Vikings or Raiders. Seems like GMs are grading him in the high Cs.

Those three were issues, and boom, they disappeared!

Tell the truth. You jerked it in the ranch dressing, didn't you?

Ranch at #23?!? Explain yourself.

I'm pretty sure this is what flying looks like from the Rescuers' perspective.

What would you do if you got sacked on 4th and 2?