God, I'm tired of all the liberal white guilt in these comments. There's nothing wrong with these fine gentlemen's costumes! Here's some conservative white guilt for you: This team doesn't have a real live Indian they keep chained up in the bullpen and drag out between innings for some pow wow dances or whatever the…

Boom. Just ... boom.

Heh, semenal.

In tears reading this right now. Amazing.

I think I love you for this post.

This whole thing made my shitty week better. Thank you.

I'm twitterpated with this post.

Fantastic.

Why NFL Free Agent Chris Kluwe Sucks, By Deadspin's Fourth Worst Deadspinner Ever

Q: What's black and white and read all over?

"We could all use a friend like -"

+1. Love it

"No, honey, Daddy can't explain right now why he's giggling like an imbecile right now."

Great. Now I'm laughing out loud on public transit like some kind of raving derelict.

[dying]

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

♫ 1: This is like a dream come true

Todd Haley calls breast cancer "the jug flu."