Devils: [taken over by hockey league]

I think it depends on whether the word ends with an "-a" or an "-er." For example:

Pretty sure that when a football player bangs two at a time, it's called "what Aaron Hernandez did last year".

Come on, really? How ignorant do you have to be to write something like that?

Boy, when you see all of these big NBA guys squatting, they start to look more and more like you & me!

Things got even more awkward when the pinsetter explained that it only happened because he hadn't reset in a long, long time and it was really Troy's fault for being so good looking.

I don't understand what you're getting at. Should they not punish these players because the list seems too Latino?

You can see why Jhonny Peralta would fail a test for elevated testosterone. His Hs and Os are always getting reversed.

Shit.

SONOFABITCH

THEY'RE IN BED YOU SONOFABITCH

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, certainly not Anna Benson's spouse.
The bats were hung by the dugout with care,
In hopes that Bug Selig soon would be there.

The players were nestled all snug in their seats,
While visions of suspensions danced on their feats.
And…

C'mon, man. Race discussion. Race. Like African American or Caucasian. RACE DISCUSSION.

then might as well let him go. cuz they are gonna suck SO bad.

But even if they're not in that discussion, they will still be in the race discussion because of Riley Cooper and his race discussions!

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Jesus Christ, Michael. Keep your brother on a leash!

When will I die?