Sonar Jose
sonarjose
4/28/16
12:13 PM
7

“You know, I killed Nicole Simpson. That’s right, cut her head clean off! Gutted her boyfriend like a pig, too. Just part of my job for the league at the time. It’s ok, don’t worry, no one will ever believe you.”

8/21/15
10:43 AM
102

Please recommend this comment as many times as possible for a contest I’m trying to ruin.

6/29/15
7:08 PM
4

I’m not sure what it means but he told me he had to “have a friendly chat wit some judges, capisce?”, then he cracked his knuckles menacingly and did three “Z”orro snaps.

6/5/15
4:20 PM
2

I’ll take this all the way to Nick if I have to. How do I get an item on the first union meeting agenda?

6/5/15
4:15 PM
1

Yes it’s real and, yes, multiple well-established fantasy fishing league sites & tournaments exist.

6/5/15
4:05 PM
33

Why don’t you cover Major League Fishing more? Major League Fishing - Get hooked!

3/3/15
10:51 PM
58

Pretty hypocritical for a guy who's spent half his career so far on the DL.

2/7/15
11:35 AM
10

*wraps own knuckles* nah. no. make better choices, asshole commenter.

1/7/15
4:19 PM
16

I sort of agree with Curt. I mean, the only reason Bonds & Clemens aren't in yet is because the dang closed-minded hall refuses to "teach the controversy".

1/5/15
2:46 PM
255

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

1/5/15
1:43 PM
46

I can't think of a more fitting medium for this tribute.

1/2/15
4:59 PM
4

I haven't seen a case this bad since Eston Henmings and Mary Jefferson.