“You know, I killed Nicole Simpson. That’s right, cut her head clean off! Gutted her boyfriend like a pig, too. Just part of my job for the league at the time. It’s ok, don’t worry, no one will ever believe you.”

quid pro quo.

Yes.

This counts.

Please recommend this comment as many times as possible for a contest I’m trying to ruin.

I’m not sure what it means but he told me he had to “have a friendly chat wit some judges, capisce?”, then he cracked his knuckles menacingly and did three “Z”orro snaps.

I’ll take this all the way to Nick if I have to. How do I get an item on the first union meeting agenda?

Yes it’s real and, yes, multiple well-established fantasy fishing league sites & tournaments exist.

Why don’t you cover Major League Fishing more? Major League Fishing - Get hooked!

GOD: *whips Jets cap on the ground* ME DAMMIT!

Pretty hypocritical for a guy who's spent half his career so far on the DL.

*wraps own knuckles* nah. no. make better choices, asshole commenter.

More like Leslie Horny.

I sort of agree with Curt. I mean, the only reason Bonds & Clemens aren't in yet is because the dang closed-minded hall refuses to "teach the controversy".

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

I can't think of a more fitting medium for this tribute.

I haven't seen a case this bad since Eston Henmings and Mary Jefferson.

What's love got to do with it?

I believe it. Everyone knows Canseco is one of the world's foremost experts on ass steroids.