I believe Penis Gobbler.

Ayy, whaddya think there needa to be a reason for? Issa like-a the old songa says, "That's Amar'e..."

Haha... READ IT.

In Soviet Russia, pounds are in the dog!!!

A Canadian firefighter? Jesus, that's like their Marines.

Sorry if all you babies who've never lived in a world where you can't find anything you ever need right at your fingertips with the internet don't like it, but some of us actually still appreciate 'Traffic & Weather on the 9s'.

This doesn't bode too well for the Spurs' plan to debut their new logo in the Berlin game.

You can't, pretty much by definition, have your largest category consisting of "outliers". This is the kind of lazy methodology that gives women in science an only slightly better name.

0. -boarding list bloggers.

To be fair, this is taken out of context. Before he got up on the table he quietly whispered, "If I did it..."

What percent of NFL players do you think really use updog?

*Stormfront metaphor

Keith Olbermann EVISCERATES his career as a political pundit.

If your intentions were to hurt us, embarrass us, make us feel alone, take all happiness away, you've succeeded on so many levels.

I never understood why they were trying to run the Silva and War Machine storylines at the same time anyway.

This damn place.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Usually these kind of excuses sound like complete BS, and are, but in Welker's case I'm actually willing to believe that if there was acid anywhere within four feet of him after January 1st, he probably dropped it by accident.

The thing said he had a back disease.

"Whaat? I was just Joshing!"