Attorney: Thank you, sir, impressive credentials. Now, in your expert opinion, can you please describe for the jury what you see happening in this video?

Talk about giving him the full experience, even drew him up his very own play.

Don't suppose there's any chance of a pocket version... ?

Give the guy a break. If I can still beat A-Rod one more time at that age, I'll be doing a victory lap too.

If that weren't enough, he was also able to whip the whole crowd up into the most successful "All Blacks Suck" chant he's ever led.

Primarily a private pitching coach now, more info here: http://nationalpitching.com/About/staff.ht…

He was the dude who was featured in this Real Sports piece on Steve Delabar for apparently inventing the idea of having pitchers throw socks to save their arms.

Fuckin proof, haters - Drake is A.G.!

Look, it's pretty simple: you recruit a team, sext their moms, then bail on them for a job at another school. Do these girls want to learn the pic and roll or not?

Christ, all this over a couple of bonsai trees?

"So I dug my heels into the side of this

This seemed all in good fun until they started taunting them with the O.J. gesture afterwards.

Yes. Exactly. Thank you.

Maybe you woulda been a better punter if you didn't have to be so teed off all the time. Ever thinka that, chorus boy?

I disagree. I think the bear would hit a lot of tree pointers.

Who would win in a basketball game between LeBron James and a bear named LeGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRon James?

How many fingers am I holding up?

No, Caylee.

Ok. What should we bet?

Ha ... Ernest Goes on a Date was the best.