The weird part is it was signed "My son, Michael Crabtree, Jr."

What do you mean?

You laugh, but I bet there'll be agents beating down the door for this kid before you know it.

This is wheelie cool.

Let me tell you how that story ends, Jerry: the entire covered wagon industry and everyone relying on it were decimated forever by stubbornly refusing to see it when America's steam preferences changed.

Pfft, you call that playing t-shirt gun? John woulda caught four with his back turned.

Around the Manning house growing up, they just called that outfit "Eli's bathing suit".

Not to be confused with the new Alcor Life Extension website, now prominently offering "Ted Steaks".

Give these guys a pass. Given the state of Philly schools these days, I'd say throwing "battery at Sanders" is some pretty goddamn close enough comprehension.

*drum beat, kids start singing*

So who's gonna be Dom's sub?

That and a nickel'll get him a cup of coffee at Starbucks these days! Am I right folks? This guy knows what I mean.

Two in the yea, one in the nay.

I like the part where he pretended to pick up the flag.

Best comment you've ever made.

Dang, guess people really are upset about this Tomlin thing.

You go both ways.

Yeah no wonder why they all played 'hard' if that's what they were thinking about!