[Redacted. I am ashame.]

You'd think if anyone would be a little more understanding about this it'd be The Dickinson Press.

This is gonna make a GREAT episode of Law & Order: STFU.

Unfortunately for Jay, they weren't even married for 3 seconds before Clay Matthews arrived and invoked his right of Prima Knockdown.

"The San Antonio Spurs picked Tim Duncan on June 25, 1997, about a month after U.S. President Bill Clinton issued a formal apology to the surviving victims of the Tuskegee Study of Untreated Syphilis in the Negro Male and their families.....Both the Spurs and syphilis in low-income African American communities have…

[moved]

"Let us guess: lost it in the lights? Shocker..."

Varsity Blue Balls

Saddest of all is that up until today Dave had always thought of himself as some kind of linguistic wunderkind, based on how often he'd overheard his teachers, in their thick Jersey accent, calling him "this lexic freak".

Unfortunately they had to put an asterisk by his records when they found out he was on the Jews.

True but from the other hand Lebron never made the Cavs the best team in either conference (reg. season) until he hooked up with Wade, Charmers, Battie, etc.. so its hard to say. 2013 if Wade had to be the man at least hes done it alone before but i get your main point overall. Still lucky, for the spurs about…

True that Mario Charmers is probly the most underappreciated guy on his team in any series right now but no way the hawks could've edged them seed-wise even if that trade happened, if thats what your thinking. No way.

Thats what i'm saying but still if TD has his head in the game you can't count them down ever... but with his wife stuff now i don't know if he's ever been mentally tested like this so i wouldn't bet on it.

Maybe she wanted him to eat her box better but he always "under-ate-it". (Say it fast...). HA! Lmao.

Worst Globetrotter ever.

On the bright side, maybe he'll finally be able to post three Ks again one of these days.

I don't know, I've been around a lot of women's college basketball teams and 90% of them want nothing to do with a bone sticking out.

The fact that the first victim's name was Hu and the second victim's name was Watt wasn't helping things much either.