Great, here come the unbeaten '72 Dolphins' kids with their dumb champagne gag again ...

This whole thing is not to be confused with the state of Vermont's recently passed "crown rule", considered by many as a wildly reactionary partisan response to North Dakota's equally controversial new "heartbeat rule".

The real tragedy here is all the great 'The Graduate' references that no one in Tennessee will understand.

On the bright side, Taco Bell just announced plans for a limited run of new EXTRA Cool Ranch Dorado's Locos Tacos.

From what I understand that's really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the governing body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

I am but a poor and lowly pink commenter, but please accept this +1/2.

DAMN your faster fingers or Internet speed or brain. +1

Say what you will about the Kardashian Institute for Comparative Research, but their infographics department produces some handy-dandy stuff.

Great article, Drew. I just hope it doesn't get buried in the search engines by the upcoming posthumous release of Rick Majerus's Lover's Guide to 68ing.

Joke all you want but this event was a tremendous boon for local charities. After the game, McDonalds even donated all of the unused special game pucks they had provided to a local soup kitchen.

On the downside though, he's already got a 10-game suspension for scuffing balls.

You sure about his background, Barry?

Mt. Lushmore

These cross-platform Oscars promos are getting really targeted.

Question: How much wit could a Whitlock rock if a Whitlock would lock wits?

Would someone please take her home now.

Everybody Poops Blood

TWEETS DON'T EMBARRASS PEOPLE, PEOPLE EMBARRASS PEOPLE!!1!

"My name is Jerry and I'm here to say,