Sure ... you still have any?

Trivia - This British-born comedian who died in 1998 first became famous for his rapid-fire one-liners (such as "Take my wife, please!"), and was for a brief period of time Jerry Sandusky's accidental penpal. Who was he?

Trivia - This 1987 comedy starring Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg & Tom Selleck was once called by Jerry Sandusky the "most disappointing movie I ever rented." What is it?

Babe "Pantsy-legs" Ruth

Look at this fucking hoopster.

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I'm not looking to start another music thread. I don't need you to try to build off this.

Yes we will. And when we do, I will rise to this.

A great, GREAT song that I hate to associate with Sandusky in any way ... but also a great description of the willfully ignorant attitude by some in the the Penn State community about him for too long.

HEY CRAGGS! Dooon't you remem-ber - we built this city ... we built this city on DUAN and jokes!!!

I SWEAR TO GOD SHAMMGOD I JUST HAD THAT LOCKED AND LOADED TO PUT UP NEXT.

What say we do.

I believe that 100%. All the percents.

It happens. ... It happens. To each his own party.

So, last Friday night of Commentship Mirth also happens to be my last night of unsupervision(?) before my lady friend comes home and expects me to act like a human adult most of the time again tomorrow. ... Kismet.

According to many confused Boston hookers, he's also a huge fan of the Bee Gees.

Let's get embarrassingly real ... but this shit is Americanly awesome.

Random-ass awesome music thread

I don't get it, did the kid expect him not to choke?

I remember seeing Shannon Stone at this game last year. What a bandwagoner that guy turned out to be ...