"He doesn't always drink Kool-aid, but when he does he prefers Tim Tebow.

Musicals? Don't mind if I dosicals!

... (drops mic).

You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts.

HAAAAA! Hey everyone, let's hold him down and cut his hair!!

No apologies necessary, friend. This is a safe place. (Offers this with head hung low.)

GUILTY PLEASURE JAMS DUAN

"... than anybody?"

Don't hate the playa, hate the game, yo!

No, it doesn't, but it's a huge tribute to the filmmakers and Newman to be able to bring the audience to that scene and pull that it off in a way that leaves the audience more sympathetic towards him when it happens - even if it is out of pity. Deft touch.

Perhaps the last (only?) great straightforward, no comedy or pretenses, guy-sincerely-punching-woman-in-the-face scenes in American cinema history.

You know it doesn't stand for "Dad's Unspeakably Awful Nightmares" anymore, right?

I am so sick of Alyssa Milano's 10.3% always being overlooked whenever this comes up. Just because she "technically" wasn't actually facing some of them.

Dear HEAVENS!

To be fair, the theme of this year's annual Clinton Library Student Poster Contest was "irony".

In an ironic turn of events, right-wing message boards are suddenly abuzz with calls for an immediate arrest over this criminal trey shooting.

Pictured: Mr. Buuuurns

Granteed's opponent is said to be seeking out the help of Ted Williams' estate to help him get ahead.

Strife ... finds a way.

In unrelated economic news, the number of tramp-pole liens around the Tampa area continues to skyrocket as well.