Hey, GENISES. Obviously RAF, the girl and Tebow were religeously homeschooled together, where you would have LEARNED that so-called "facts" or time-lines don't have to make "sense" for something to be *TRUE*. Sorry if that's too hard for you to get through your goverment indoctrination camp-hardened LIBTARD "minds",…

I can't believe so many people would loose their minds over a simple turn of phrase.

DAMMIT. I knew I should have taken him over 'the side' in that "First to be Retired" prop bet.

Not at all. As far as I'm concerned, you have no peer amid these clowns.

Don't listen to any of "these finks". That's terrific.

I have a feeling this will all take care of itself once he finally runs out of all the white states and tries it on a team that would be more than happy to give him a "Biggie/'Pac ride".

For his showstopper, Budinger plans to attempt a simple three-step, one-handed dunk while successfully hailing a cab with the other hand at the same time.

Not to be confused with Blanket Jacksonship, the honorary distinction awarded to only the very best little secret-keepers at Neverland ranch.

"I do love this outdoor patio area though. It's perfect for entertaining, which is really important to us because we love entertaining."

Well, we know it wasn't Dwayne Roloson.

Fact: Jim Dolan attends medieval renaissance fairs dressed as bubonic plague.

Fact: Jim Dolan sponsors an urban youth paintball league to teach young black kids "life lessons".

Fact: Jim Dolan donates millions of dollars to soup kitchens every year, but only on the condition that it all be ground into wet pulp and fed directly to them.

Well now we just both look stupid.

At 6', 230 lbs., I'm guessing Matt doesn't exactly need a court order to protect him from ab use.

Well that's just Van Derriet's own fault. You know Daly's strict superstition about leaving everything green in the grocery store, so why are you even bringing it in there?

To be fair, it is the only place open late enough for any losers who weren't able to seal the deal at the big dance to hang out at afterwards. From what I hear.

Umm ... still newspapers?

I was going to change it to defer to your faster one, but it took me too long to think of a half-way respectable replacement joke and now I'm locked out. Got greedy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH.