Shayegan was dressed like a player and could get a piggyback. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be seen as a player and wouldn’t get a piggyback. Shayegan would be considered one of the players if he wasn’t getting a piggyback and outed as an imposter if he did, but if he were a…

Josh Hamilton

+1

I used to think he was just alright, but for some reason he seems to be waaaay better in MSG.

+1

I'm sure the kids aren't in any danger, as long as there's grass on the field he won't come near it.

[door crashes open]

Pictured: Catcher's Mitt Romney

+1

I don't know, this timeline has some gaps big enough to almost drive a U-haul truck through.

+1

It's not that you can't say "Fuck you" to fans in Qualcomm, it's just that they prefer you do it through contract extensions.

I know Urban Meyer is notorious for scheduling creampuff out of conference games, but Brigham Young Elementary seems low even for him.

He actually won that foam finger for his "Best Attitude" award at the Penn State Mini-Lions Football Camp end-of-week awards ceremony.

This story is actually a little misleading. It's not that he doesn't want to keep his money in a bank, it's just that every time he's tried to put it in he keeps missing.

Best. Lede. Ever.

That's a +1er

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Not to Lear, but to see who might be caught Learing is the same reason Patrick Stewart still likes to pop in on the RSC unannounced every now and then.

As a coach and a husband, he would go on from there to trade in his starter gig for trophies.