"He hit a plateau?? In how many tries?"

Sure, now he wants them to face him.

Speaking of topical, irreconcilable differences over whether it's better to trade sex for money or money for sex was actually the top issue cited in Kobe Bryant's divorce filing.

Technically, "Most Disappointing", St. Vincent – St. Mary High School, 10th Reunion is a title.

Coincidentally, 54% of women polled by Ashley Madison happened to live next door to Three Mile Island.

Uno addito

What if he's running a Double-Spreadback offense? He'd sound pretty stupid if he forgot to mention the Slot Guard.

Truly excellent.

Sometimes, the most important thing a quarterback needs to know is when to throw it away.

We Are All Female Readers II

"But what if you're really revengeful?"

It's Not All About 'The Yu': Marlins Can't Reel In Darvish

FAHK YU! Darvish passes on Sox

Damn, the Wahlburgers mascot don't fuck around.

Peter King also spent half the afternoon trying to track down the brat pack, until he remembered he finished it all for breakfast.

(Slow Sonar Jose is slow.)

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The Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw, Tim Tebow and Jesus Christ

Now let's all try to pretend ... Woods didn't do all those Woodsy things.

I don't know what he's mad at her for, of course he has to wear his own jersey.