Wow. That Brady Quinn trade was a really even swap.

That joke takes a hell of a lot of getting to, but I liked it.

Andy Roddick also has a panic room, unfortunately anyone else with Centre Court passes can get in there too.

The Headline in the Bread Line

"General rule of thumb, the difference between a keeper and a walker is about 8 months."

In other Actionville Jacksonville news: Carl Weathers' theme park is terrible.

Damn, I was just going to go with Dora the Explorer

Nah, you're right. Junior doesn't wear shorts.

Chad Ochocinco also tried to get a hand up the woman's skirt but couldn't beat the coverage.

In other lockout news, Virtus Pallacanestro Bologna officials were excited to announce today that they too had come to an agreement to play with Sig. Manu.

Dr. Chao has had it with these motherfucking shakes on this motherfucking plane!

Diesel's new autobiography written with noted Around the Horn personage Jackie MacMullan

Crosby never broke character the whole night, greeting everyone he met with a booming, "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOOOOD!"

True fans know that Memphis should have beaten them easily, but blew their whole tourney by not being able to catch the Snitch.

Even weirder is that God once said that exact same thing to him about ten years earlier in a Tampa Bay crack house.

"Anabolic" is what the Toddster asks a lady for while she's down there.

Ben Roethlisberger actually has one of these in his house to help him work on "takin' it to the hole".

Get well soon.

Yeah, the mascot is hokey, but I think the real marketing blunder here was in selling the title sponsorship to KIA.

I don't get it ... those birds don't look angry.