"Don't take the bait on an adjustable rate."

+ H

Exactly, I mean, worst case scenario you at least get an Izod World Championship out of her.

IT: Hey Anucha. ... Anucha. ... ANUCH-

"How's the weather down there?"

What is that, like, some kind of trick question? How am I supposed to tell you what I think about it if you're not even gonna tell me what what my two, easily consumable opinion options are?

That ... pretty much is what building a 747 is all about.

I know it's tempting to write him off the more and more super bowl rings he keeps guaranteeing, but try telling that to a sewer trap full of dead Scrubbing Bubbles.

Nice! Got him in my flecks league!

Todd Haley knows the entire Book of Broverbs by heart: "Hit" and "Quit"

Todd Haley's BroBible only has two chapters in the Book of Job, and "Foot" ain't one of them.

You'd think that league would be a little more consonant.

Pictured: Walleye, Curly and Mo.

M: "Well ... shit."

Red Bull: It gives you slings!

I believe the technical term is actually "traced".

Make fun of his post-game speech all you want, but I can think of about a dozen IndyCar teams who could've used a coach like that yesterday.

You can at least be sure the Chinese Taipei team will be a lot more detail-oriented.

ACromartie @AndyAppleseed DAMMMMN! So close, dawg - that one hurts me to read! #greatmomentsindrunkenknockupfa...

Frankly, in this day and age, I'm surprised they're still even using the Uncle Tomahawk mascot.