Bush lied, USC died

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that missed the point a little on Grease, too.

Man, that guy sure loves wearing out his hand-me-downs from Barkley.

Of course he's gonna support whatever crazy shit Hank Williams, Jr. spews, what else would you expect from the author of Tea Party national anthem, Baaa with the baaa?

So, what you're saying is, Al Davis's head was bigger than the broad side of a barn?

Dust ... wind, baby.

It's the Great Punkin', Kwame Brown!

Fortunately, the time spent talking with Duke wasn't a total waste for JD, who was at least able to hurry home that night and sneak in a little race-bating before his roommate got back.

tl:dr

Great, so now every team gets a commemorative t-shirt for their season?

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DEY TUK ERR JERBS!!!

I don't care how desperate the budget situation is in Georgia, auctioning off state witness seats for the Troy Davis execution was just out of bounds.

To help promote the cause, they are also offering specially priced three game ticket packages for their upcoming homestand October 30, 31 & November 1. Just go to the website and click on the Two in the Pink, One in the Rink banner for details.

What I don't understand is why Wade Wilson even needs a second job?

"Got to the Colosseum, realized as we were walking in that I left my giant padlock key on the lectus back in Carthage. FML."

Pssh, and I would make quick work of you with Ben Roethlisberger. He is a rapier wizard and impervious to mace.

On the bright side for Williams, they've already called off the rest of the straw polls.

Well, Mitch Albom can claim it ...