In the Yankees defense, you can't just have your beer vendors walking around taunting the AA crowd like that.

OH AND HE RAW DICK.

Actually, what he said was that it would be like Hitler playing golf with [English professional soccer player] Netan. He's just super country though.

Jeez, Howard, no need to get all Huffy about it.

Have not tried. Though in a couple more flicks of the bottle-opener I'm sure I'll be ready to bust out the credit card for anything ...

+ 15. That made me laugh.

One of the best things about the Kindle is, if you search them out, there are a shitload of classics for free or under $1.00. I've downloaded basically everything by Victor Hugo and Dostoyevsky for absolutely nothing. Sad commentary on our society, but good for me.

Getting Shithoused DUAN:

Not to be that guy, but check out the lyrics sometime if you ever get a chance. Makes the song about a thousand times more badass. (Assuming you couldn't fully decipher them the first time around.)

Yup. Also landing squarely in the somewhat-slower-but-still-making-younger-me-a-danger-to-myself-and-others category? This shit right here.

I like it. If you tend towards hardcore, which not everyone does, you can't beat this. Makes me want to redecorate my kitchen with a fucking baseball bat.

I can very much relate. You want to do a little fired up time-traveling? Turn this one up to 11.

I like it. You wanna keep it real, let's keep it real.

Not one of their classics, but still shreds for me ...

Great calls both. Haven't broken out the Zombie in years but those both were (and still are) go-to audio energy drinks. May have to add them back to my gym playlist for old times sake.

Fire It Up DUAN:

Hangin' Mr. Cooper

Et tu, brew tots?

So now we're just outright dropping Caesar references into the stories too?

I can't blame Fox for being hesitant about rushing too fast into Tebow-land, it's virgin territory.