In a related story, Carson Palmer needs more lube.

I don't know about all that, I think he just Whigged out for a second.

Given her underscoring fetish, I'm guessing he had that shit on standby within a year.

Stay up late - appreciate.

Greatest entire soundtrack ever? No.

Look at this Food King hoopster.

Kyle Busch: Yeah, man you should come watch us sometime, you'd love it. My baby's 18 - white & smokin', can't miss 'er. If you want I could even let you get inside and take 'er for a ride yourself sometime. Whaddya say?"

Wow. Cut down the net. +1

It's not "fuck you." It might as well be.

They could probably do without the Human Bowling between innings that night as well.

Wowsers. +1

Ermatinger added, "What can I say? I guess we just have: Real. Comparable. Genes."

True story: Mitch Albom used to always have problems with Mothras flying into his ear, until one day his barber finally suggested he try going with 'The Lego'. Well, he did, the Mothras were thwarted, and the very next day he sat down and finished plagiarizing Tuesdays with Morrie from the diary of the bludgeoned…

On the bright side, he's still easily the best pitcher in Minnesota.

Pictured: Understanding the importance of being able to write for your audience, Bethlehem continues his well-meaning, though ultimately misguided, efforts to refine his 'stereotyping' skills.

While it's still possible to tell the real Favre from the imposter during the summer, the two become virtually indistinguishable from about December through February.

In contrast, Mr. Bush will be remembered for ushering in eight years of creeky-kneed John the Baptist and creeky-headed Jesus of Nazareth. History will be the judge of those deals.

This Just Might Be The Worst Slide In Baseball History

Sorry to burst your bubble Barry, but I'm pretty sure that's actually a picture of the Archives Wing at SMU's Bush Presidential Library.

In the end, Tony Conigliaro Sr. was just the worst kind of bandwagon fan.