Lifetime Boston Slam complete. Suck it, other generations.

Born an raised in the Commonwealth. Unfortunately not there now for the parties tonight ...

It's a true testament to their dickishness that most of America could actually be united in agreement that Boston is the much more likable team.

I saw what you had there before and thought maybe you were going for the Roberto Duran reference, as in: Tho Mas.

I was actually just thinking Thomas the Blank Engine.

Killer B's

That first one would be a great call if only ESPN had the cojones.

I was trying to think of Tim Thomas angles, so TT party could be a strong contender.

Open Thread Contest Time:

Stay soft, Dirk

Narrow-minded bigots. When will the world understand that being a polygamer means that it is because a man loves all of his teams so much that he would never risk hurting any of them by praising one too much.

The wide - white in the majority - aware American public takes this shoddy outfit

"There is one parallel to be drawn - either way they can still be saved."

Damn you, undercutting my carefully polished Challenger joke before I could get it in ...

This might be the most glowing tribute to a German's accomplishments in Ohio since the end of Marge Schott's short-lived fan newsletter, Red Angriff.

It is the best show ever, and I nearly had a synergasm this week when I found out Brother Mouzone is in the cast of Book of Mormon right now. Can. Not. Wait. to see that.

Well done Barry, best SPED Wrestler of the Week yet.

"Come White Hot or don't come at all. Need help? Click here"

If convicted, DeStafano faces up to a $50,000 fine and a night at the Roxbury Correctional Institute.

For their encore, Wade and James thrilled the crowd with their trademark impressions of John Phillips and Cass Elliott.