he put on a clinic in "How To Ask Questions That Aren't Really Questions In Hopes Of Getting A Quote."

Yeah, what kind of soulless, calculating monster would give up something easy to a star college athlete just to try to latch on to them before they make it to the NFL?

In related news, Bravo just picked up The J. O. Show for ten episodes.

Say what you will about Stewart's coaching acumen, but there's clearly no doubting his "mountaineer" credentials.

And somewhere just beyond the trees on the far shore, the most romantic pig rape in history ended with a tender kiss.

The Amazing Jonathan Larremore

Rushmore: Wes Anderson :: The Sixth Sense : M. Night Shyamalan

"Oh, are they?"

Alright, I gotta hit it, but first let's bring this thing back around to something truly great.

Holy shitfuck ending.

/ Drops the mic.

Get some.

I see your A-Ha and raise you this: All in.

That's pretty much what I imagine all high school musicals in Germany to look like.

Great video - random question: Did parkour even exist before that video, or did I just watch the Beastie Boys fucking invent it? Mind. Potentially. Blown.

Those kids must be getting more 6th grade poon than a Justin Bieber roadie.

Music Video DUAN:

Not Top Ten Golfer Named Tiger Woods Says No You Can't

Game over.

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