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That reminds me, I need to do tris tonight.

I guess it's becoming more and more clear why Favre was so upset when Ted Thompson refused to give him an unconditional release.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: GAAAAAAH - that's three minutes of Gilgamesh-related joke-writing I'll never get back you bastard.

@Hatey McLife: Oh, so I suppose "Blake Titicaca" isn't funny enough for you? Liberal elitist ...

@Phintastic: + Wow.

@ScientificMapp: I was thinking along the same lines as I silently watched the Truthington Massacre go down.

@FavreFAIL: I knew it ... you just ran right out the first day and joined the army, didn't you?

@taco_mailman: Any comment that produces more than ten "+1"s? A Calvin Murphy.

The original plan was for him to just take the sled for a quick ride out in the flat side of his lawn, but as soon as he put that jersey on he was overcome by the urge to force it downhill into traffic.

@Always Winning:

I went to the Lenny Dykstra Tent Sale hoping to get some sweet memorabilia, turned out they were just auctioning off his latest home.

"That's what sports is about."

@Always Winning: I dare you to approve the pink reply to this comment.

Despite the ankle, Howard added that he still believes he could become an ace of base-stealing if they'd ever just give him the sign.

@YinkaDoubleDare: Make sure there's a bachelorette party in the audience.

@Steve U: Damn ... I was afraid trying out that material here would blow my cover ...

Fuck everyone - not only was LeBron right for leaving Cleveland, but I'm totally fine with the way he left, too.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: And they both share a common philosophy on employee benefits.

Still not as bad as the deal Fathead made with the Special Olympics.