@AzureTexan: What do you expect for that kind of dough?

A-Rod has a statue of himself just like that, except it looks more ... uh, surprised ...

As usual, the British version of How I Met Your Mother was much edgier.

What is all this mishigas, mishugenah?

@David Hume: Gah ... "quintessentially", that's the word I wanted. Thanks.

Stupid? Yes. Dogshit-smeared? Yes. Jizz-dribbled? Obviously. Un-American? Couldn’t be further from the truth.

@David Hume: That's gonna make for some achy mornings. I played in a men's ice hockey league for a little while that did the same thing. I guess it gives everyone time for people who work different shifts, or have kids to feed and put away (or whatever you do with kids when you're done with them), or whatever to get…

@David Hume: Exactly.

@DukesDawg: (Mostly) agreed. I like outdoor lacrosse alright, but indoor lacrosse is so much more exciting with all the action concentrated on a smaller field and contained by the boards. Great game to watch, needs to be better marketed.

Watching the Boston-Philadelphia NLL game for a while at halftime right now reminds me of something - indoor lacrosse is fucking awesome.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: No, but the grounds crew is gonna have to pull an all-nighter to get the field back in shape for UP's Freecell tournament tomorrow.

@homer_sexual: Maybe he just called him a "ruthless burglar".

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: Well, so much for watching football anymore ... so sleepy now ...

In hindsight, maybe Oregon shouldn't have tried to come straight from jazzercise.

Braylon Edwards Puts Off Judgment Day

@gulag: Isiah?

@David Hume: I believe it's just ahead of "Sidney Crosby's vision".

He's just keepin' the faith.

They could have saved themselves a whole lot of money by just letting those documents play a few snaps on D this weekend.

@AntoineWalker: Dead on, man, dead fucking on.