"Hannah, my sources are telling me that although Sal Alosi will be disciplined by the team this year for his role in the Tripgate scandal, he will not lose his job over the offseason and the organization will welcome Alosi back as head strength and conditioning coach when training camp opens up again next year.

"Candy Deepthroat" is also Brett Favre's secret nickname for his Princess Leia Pez dispenser.

The iconic end of Y.A. Little.

Laying 30:1 odds on a prop bet with an outcome based solely on the personal decision of a guy who was convicted on multiple federal charges of running an interstate criminal gambling enterprise, who is now out but still several million of dollars in debt?

Write on, Merrill!! Hater's gonna hating!!!

" ... Я не имею никакую идею чего тот тучный, маленький человек говорит."

@MopUpReliever: Exactly ... or chocolate chips.

@Cyrus_the_virus: Intriguing ...

@FatNakedMoleRat: I believe it. Maybe I'll try my hand at a homemade one sometime.

@Landycakeboss: Agreed, and on a related note - if anyone knows how to or ever has the opportunity to make their own sushi, a handful of crushed up Fritos mixed into a sushi roll is the bomb. It's like a ready-made, salty tempura.

DUAN

That first picture is from a drinking game these guys used to play whenever they got together called "A.P. Freely", where anytime a coach wanted to go between the bar side and the bathroom they had to pass under a bar set at whatever number their team's final ranking was that year.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Apparently you didn't see that picture from the strip club two posts ago.

@AzureTexan: Timothy McVeigh would like a new truck.

What? Those Jawas told me they were all out of RL units and sold me two C3PJs instead!

@Return_of_Kevin_Mack:

@AntoineWalker: I swear to God, if you're not real my heart will never be able to trust again.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Standing +1

Oooooooooooooooooofffffffffff.

@Hecuba and a Polo: Could very well be. A whole slew of sick plays, even before those last two.