Wow.

For some reason I'm not hearing quite as many gritgasms from the booth about the performance of lil' Ray Rice as I did about a similarly-sized Patriot a few weeks ago.

@Fallopian Tubing: I was thinking about Singletary as a solid wild card, too. I like it.

@girlwonder: Totally agree on Tom Jackson, I think he's generally underappreciated as an analyst because he's so tied to Berman.

@AirBratz23: Wow, two for Billick in the first three replies. Guess I oughtta start listening to that guy to see what the buzz is about.

NOT DUAN

Unfortunately, it wasn't until after the ball was delivered that they realized no one had ever actually considered how they were supposed to get home from Philadelphia.

@Cyrus_the_virus: I think Top of the Hill was the very first and very last place I hung out at during my time there. Probably pretty typical, now that I think about it.

@Body By Bacardi: Oh yeah, forgot about the Milltown. I think that place just opened in the last year I was there, crazy beer selection.

@Body By Bacardi: I used to live in Carrboro a few years ago, and you know they will gots the PBR on tap. (Probably in ironic juiceboxes, too.)

The original idea was to have LeBron and Wade singing a duet of Follow You, Follow Me, but after five months of practicing they still couldn't agree on who should sing which part.

@FavreFAIL: I'm certainly not encouraging anyone to post that pic here, but I have to admit that it does still crack me up whenever I see it. (Maybe because I don't read Jalopnik and only see it randomly once every year or two.)

Joba and Mickey became fast friends that day as they traded war stories about letting simple mop up situations get wildly out of control.

Coincidentally, that's also the name of Phil Jackson's gym.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Even those bums aren't available in my league's free agent pool right now. I am playing Rice though, in place of another guy I just lost (Dez). The wheels are coming off this ship fast ...

@Token White Receiver: Fuck me. ( ... and you)

@Aerothermal Heat: Maybe you're just an asshole?

I know no one cares about this, but with the fantasy playoffs starting tomorrow night and my highly-seeded team in what appeared to be good shape for a strong run, I just need some place to vent this little piece of frustration before I take it out on a nearby pet and/or item of furniture.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Coincidentally, 2007 is also the last time the Pacers had only two white people playing at the same time.

@vodkanaut: I like the incorporation of "muffin" as a quality double entendre. I may experiment with variations of this.