@Body By Bacardi: Verrrrrrry promising, rolls nicely off the tongue.
@Body By Bacardi: Verrrrrrry promising, rolls nicely off the tongue.
@Same Sad Echo: I like this as a postcoital catchphrase.
DUAN
@Eddie Murray Sparkles: I'll give you a +1 for that real soon. Seriously, you know I'm good for it.
Last Night's Winner: Not The Jews
It's not, "Hey, you have so much." Hey, that person worked for that. That's not to be taken and given to someone who didn't put in the time, the effort, and do his part.
"I don't get it. What - his gloves are unstrapped?"
@See you suckers later: Before today, I could count on less than one hand the total number of +1s I've ever given out on this site since I started commenting here. But you, sir, just earned yourself the rest of the fingers. +3.
ANOTHER RED-HEADED STEPCHILD CLASSIC.
@Prick Top: This whole terrible comment thread was now worth it just for that gif.
@Prick Top: Lemme know if that works (or if my reply didn't go through, I can't tell)
@Sonar Jose: (Out of character aside, that gif is insanely bigger than I thought it would be.)
@AzureTexan: If you're deploying from Texas, I'd suggest the United States. Porous southern border + no domestic military presence right now = easy pickin's.
I don't know anything about dances, but can we get Stanton to host SportsNation for a day?
Weekend Winner: 70 Football Schools Not Named Temple
@Always Winning: Brutally sweet. But if Snow's not your bag, here's something a little smoother to cleanse your palate ...
@Always Winning: Honorable mention ...
@Always Winning: If it's not the best one hit wonder song ever, it's at least the best one hit wonder for use of a samurai sword in a video ever ...