Maybe the fact that you think Jezebel is full of wonderful women says a lot about why you find it hard to date.

Meanwhile at the Pepsi museum, a worker’s thirst was dramatically and uncontrollably quenched when he was accidentally exposed to some of the refreshing effervescence while handling the infamous Jenner can that defused the police riots of 2017.

He was shooting at an NRA gun range. No one has ever, EVER mistaken his lower appendages for a black person’s

Toddlers still kill more Americans with guns than terrorists every year. In fact most the toddlers going around killing Americans are white. Only one solution, BAN WHITE TODDLERS!

Yeah I really don’t get the point of this. Taking a piece of shit and drive at 40 mph on the highway with a chase vehicle behind to pick you up every time you break down and take you to a nice warm motel. You didn’t bring cheap spare parts like a rotor and points? Kids....

Can you imagine the kind of pain that not even jetting off to Paris at a moments notice can solve???

Me.

You are wrong and bad at life. Enjoy eating chicken nuggets because you have the flavor palate of a child and can not handle delicious adult foods.

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

One of these things is not like the others

No. Not for general cooking anyway. This is for people who think they are chefs but aren’t. Mine sits in a bottle I originally got from trader joes that looks nice and came with one of those pour spouts, like alcohol bottles. I refill it with whatever brands usually on sale because it’s all almost the same on taste. I…

No. Not for general cooking anyway. This is for people who think they are chefs but aren’t. Mine sits in a bottle I…

Maybe he can also copy this fine work of art

Well that explains his fucking field fashion show pictures. What a weekend warrior, lol

His military records are under audit so he can’t release them.

Especially elderly ones with questions of senility and narcissism. Especially the narcissist part. Zero chance they believe they could ever be misled once convinced.

It’s super duper top secret stuff so he can’t release those records.

So yeah, the thing about military uniforms is, you’re not allowed to have an “iconoclastic take” on them while you’re on duty.

Hey, I went to Harvard!

This military service would be so easy for Gorka to prove, he could release his military records. The fact that he’s not releasing them, that he’s all vague about it, well, “liar liar pants on fire, Sebby.

I confess to never having watched drifting before, aside from short clips here and there, but I really don’t understand how they decide who wins. Is it like bull riding where a guy gets obliterated and stays on the bull but then the judges scores tell you you’re an idiot don’t understand anything?