Take the hint.

reports were that the vandalism earlier this year—including a message keyed into the car that said “MOVE”—did $7,500 worth of damage.

Fails at shade, but excels at thirst.

I really want a gay sex tape of Jared getting plowed to leak.

yes, i agree but i’m also thinking that she smacked him down a peg or 2 in their meeting...maybe showed him her copy of the stills of the pee tape...he had the same deer-in-the-headlights look he had on his 1st trip to DC after the election..

I respectfully dissent. I prefer to read Alec’s musings as gentle gibes to a friend. A nudge in the ribs. He’s friends with Pumpkin’s husband! They hang out! He’s havin’ a laugh.  

I’m not super active on Jez, but I am active in the BDSM community. The fantasies themselves are not particularly shocking, and i’m personally all about nearly every aspect of that scenario, but i’m about them in a consensual and negotiated way. the way they’re brought up to a potential partner is fucking abysmal. Red…

Don’t let anyone try to convince you that you’re uptight for not wanting to be choked. Choking is incredibly dangerous and if it accidentally goes to far, whelp, someone’s dead. It’s the only consensual sexual activity between adults that I judge.

Casual dating to talking about consensual rape fantasies is really poor boundary maintenance. Lots of people have toxic boundaries.

The fact that you are uncomfortable with it makes all other points moot, really. Run. Drop him. Change your number. Whatever it takes.

Suggest you try pegging first and see what he says?

Not shade.

Chokin’ a bitch out sounds suspiciously close to murder.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

She showed up on Tiff’s show Fifth Gear from time to time, and it was always a joy.

Obligatory YouTube link. Because I’m native German, and this never fails to amuse my American friends and family.

It’s because women’s pants have very small pockets and she has really big balls.

Barbecue shrimp, boiled shrimp, broiled shrimp, baked shrimp, sauteed shrimp. Shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. Pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. And…

She can probably still heel-toe while wearing Birkenstocks and socks. Drunk.

She’s German, be thankful she isn’t wearing a fanny pack as well.