You’re crazy.

Hey! White NB sneakers are the best.

Hey! White NB sneakers are the best.

Remy who?

So, what I’m hearing is that you’re an idiot.

No more pizza day?

That is fairly ironic.

Yes.

How do you give a woman an orgasm?.

This is some master class trolling.

Let me guess, you’re an internet lawyer?

Turtle penis.

I hope you suck married dick better than you read.

Sorry, bro, my ‘74 IH 1300D doesn’t have them.

Right. I’m not sex positive because you can’t be bothered to ask if someone is married. That’s it.

I’ve yet to get into a cab and end up crying about the fact that the hack kept a regular fare waiting.

I’m not the one whining about an unlicensed hack.

lol

lol

I at least see if they’re properly licensed.

lol, again.