lol

You wish.

I find your disbelief triggering.

You don’t seem to read very well.

Nope, I’m just stunned when adults don’t do their due diligence.

Nope, sorry, I save all my cruisin’ for Jezebel.

No, I ask transportation related questions to make sure I don’t end with the automotive equivalent of a married dick up my ass.

If you don’t want to fuck married people then maybe you should ask potential fuckbuddies their marital status.

Pffffffft.

You hooked up with some dude for some nsa banging and you’re pissed he’s married?

You need a hug, bro.

You sound fun.

White pride?

You’re a fuckhead.

Sugar isn’t all that destructive to an engine.

You have a small penis.

You’re cute.

Mad King Ludwig actually had good taste.

I love how this look translates to Trump Tower with its ceilings that are too low.

Then why do you star my comments so often?