I think the frequency is quite important - we should be flinging sports radio into volcanoes very frequently, not less.

RIP Fawn. 

I think she was Fawn Liebowitz’s roommate at Emily Dickinson.

Who’s Blanche and what school she at?

Sounds like he needs a little more party in the back.

you need to go do something with a college kid

He should have said he needed to mullet over.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

Man, that guy’s voice does NOT match his look. I was anticipating Andrew Dice Clay but it’s more like Seth Galifianakis.

I reached out to Antonio Brown for comment, but succeeded only in getting my arm wet in the toilet.

That was a group text, Antonio, not a grope text.

The stupid thing is Josh Gordon has been suspended numerous times for being a pot head. Antonio Brown is still playing even though it is starting to look like the accusations are probably true about him.

You mean the jackass deadspin rushed to valiantly defend against incompetent GMs, saying he just needed an organization who would let AB be AB. That aged as well as a magary chili fart casserole.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

Edit: I like my second one better. Ah well.