The government wants to put trackers in your vehicle because someday you *might* break the law.

Talk to me about carbon offsets.

Really feels like “Let’s plant some trees!” was an easy thing to agree on, but instead we got.... Whatever this is.

Can you fit a wheelchair in it

Unreliable narrators! Implanted memories! Weaponized science! Comedy, like yelling at a guy until he dies! Deep dive slow burn personal history of a robot! You basically don't need to watch any of it to get any of it!

I have the dumbest rankings, and I know this because nobody in the world agrees with my lowest rank — but here ya go.

“So it's not actually blackface, but still though" is the most AV Club thing I've ever seen on AV Club.

Im under the impression that the Hunter Biden laptop story was, in fact, actual information and not “misinformation.” The government did slow its dissemination (at least according to ‘the Twitter files,’ for what they're worth). Which... Kinda, sorta, at least a little bit, demonstrates we've got a serious problem…

Based on the series of stories by science fiction legend, Isaac Asimov, the series takes the original ideas and tweaks them...

I tried the tumbler and I hated it. It’s awful. You’re meant to wet it and spin it around which — and I don’t know why this surprised me, in hindsight, but it did — sprays compost juice all over everything and everyone in the vicinity, including you, the spinner.

A wise man once said, “Tell me the answer you want, and I will make a poll that supplies it.”

Here’s a crash course in everything you DON’T need to know about Foundation ahead of season 2: Literally anything from the books.

Dot’s Honey Mustard pretzels.

aaaand we’re all the way back around to “What, stove ban? That’s so silly, nobody wants a stove ban. Ha! Stove ban. What a lark.”

DEATH HACKER

I know the intent here is not to totally ignore and/or write off disabled people, but there is no way I’m getting my wheelchair out to go in and grab a meal. Especially if they cram extra spaces into the parking lot to make up for the lost traffic. I'm not "walking" to the restaurant neither. Nobody seems to mind that…

That’s ok.

“We’re more environmentally friendly,” said a bunch of California nut farmers.

Three additions, because I like them:

YOU ARE BUGS.