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Wonder Woman 3 Can Only Happen from Fan Pressure, Says Lynda Carter

I wonder if Netflix has the balls to cover the Cultural Revolution bits

“Our cancellation of a thing was cancelled by cancel culture."

“FBI promises that it's only scooping up data from absolutely everyone for noble reasons, and that it would never violate your rights."

I don't know what a Mystery Beast is, but "Some guy made a video and I don't like it and it cuts too fast!!" is, um, something 

Well don't let the pack of data stop you from reaching a conclusion.

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I know CGI gets cleaned up over the production process so I’m not whining about any of it, except to say that Fury Road did a fantastic job of making a prosthetic limb behave more or less like an actual prosthetic limb, which is very rare in Hollywood. This trailer makes it seem like they’re not really going for that

I make no appeals to your tastes. Everyone has decided how they feel about the looks. I’m in line for the AWD version and I think:

>Actually you’re always getting sick whenever you drink beer, and it’s everywhere, and you should be uncomfortable and scared.

There are advantages. Spatchcock is a fun word you get to throw around the office for a few weeks. Once you’ve done it, the bird actually cooks fully in just a couple of hours, and the smoke flavor is always a plus, unless you’re some kind of communist I guess. Best part is all the cooking happens on a grill and the

Spoken like someone who has never spatchcocked and smoked their bird before 

This revelation underscores a clear truth: to foster densely walkable cities, we must prioritize accessibility over excessive parking.

These aren’t related:

I’m sure I’m taking the wrong lesson away here, probably, but uh.... If I can eat ten credit cards a year without noticing, that would seem to imply that microplastics aren't any kind of big deal. 

New York State, when it realizes sticks and rocks can be fashioned into clubs:

I'm sure the government will confine its use of wall to wall surveillance technology to the purest and most noble activities.

They’re not banning Skittles, they’re simply passing a law which will make Skittles illegal to produce or sell.

The Creator was advertised like a thoughtful, innovative movie. It played more like a (really intensely great) turn-your-brain-off cyberpunk action flick. I enjoyed it and I recommend it, but specifically on those terms. It's Ghost in the Shell by way of Vietnam, but with precisely none of the challenging thoughts

Turns out the state always wanted one of those, and the war on terror was just a convenient pretext. If the ever close Guantanamo it’ll be because they built a nicer one with sharper knives and colder waterboards.