I still have my commemorative glasses I used to watch the eclipse, in its totality, near Portland in 2017.

Amazingly, life and existence will continue if you don’t see the solar eclipse.

Someone who owns a $350,000 house and has $650,000 invested for retirement is technically a millionaire,

Will you fuck off with your shitty narrative here? I’m pretty sure you were offended by black Nazis, and I’m also guessing you felt that particular historical inaccuracy needed to be changed. This was always about historical accuracy, and black Vikings or black Nazis ARE NOT.

Great click bait title. SMFH

This should hurt EVERYONES feelings. This isn’t a white fragility issue. But ya know. LLM’s are ALL the rage the days, our LLM overlords will soon rule ... problem is they are programmed/trained by humans. I guess we have to have something to talk about as the next big thing since the…

Not to be rude, but then why are you writing a very aggressive, conclusive article about it now?

so your article is premature, and shouldn’t be ready for publication. 

Right? Jalopnik has become just as insufferable and unapologetically progressive (in the worst way possible) as the rest of the former Gawker properties have been for a while. Shame, this was once such a top notch, car enthusiast-oriented blog.

I mean, I am all about those ships reducing their footprint, but telling someone what they need or want to do is lame.

“You don’t need to go on a cruise. And you especially don’t need to go on this cruise.”

Predictable shitty, humorless Jalopnik article. You could set your watch by it. The obvious anti-Tesla slant has gotten really boring, guys.

This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve read on Jalopnik all year (and that’s saying a lot). The “extremely lopsided on paper” comment completely OMITS what was admitted in the very first paragraph: the Cybertruck is towing a copy of the car it’s racing!

On Monday, Gizmodo sister site Deadspin uploaded an article accusing a child of wearing blackface to a Kansas City Chiefs game, a claim that was quickly debunked. Today the site updated the article, but still failed to correct the erroneous claim.

To me this suggests that G/O Media websites not only publish false…

Industry standard is deceptive? Or is it only when it applies to Tesla?

I have no idea what is more obnoxious and nauseating these days:

Vehicle that costs the same as a Porsche beats Porsche in drag race while towing another Porsche?

I mean, it’s impressive, if nothing else. All drag races are spectacle, really.

The fear mongering in this article is ridiculous.

Where’s the article about how gas burning ovens will fill your house with carcinogens?

This is nuts, most people I know with 3D printers didn’t buy a product, they are just kits of parts - basically ghost 3D printers. 

Parking across two disabled spaces to take a picture is a real Dick move.

“In an ideal world, our cities would be packed with people with high population density.” Sounds like a dystopia.