Someone who owns a $350,000 house and has $650,000 invested for retirement is technically a millionaire,

Not to be rude, but then why are you writing a very aggressive, conclusive article about it now?

so your article is premature, and shouldn’t be ready for publication. 

Right? Jalopnik has become just as insufferable and unapologetically progressive (in the worst way possible) as the rest of the former Gawker properties have been for a while. Shame, this was once such a top notch, car enthusiast-oriented blog.

I mean, I am all about those ships reducing their footprint, but telling someone what they need or want to do is lame.

“You don’t need to go on a cruise. And you especially don’t need to go on this cruise.”

Predictable shitty, humorless Jalopnik article. You could set your watch by it. The obvious anti-Tesla slant has gotten really boring, guys.

This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve read on Jalopnik all year (and that’s saying a lot). The “extremely lopsided on paper” comment completely OMITS what was admitted in the very first paragraph: the Cybertruck is towing a copy of the car it’s racing!

Industry standard is deceptive? Or is it only when it applies to Tesla?

I have no idea what is more obnoxious and nauseating these days:

Vehicle that costs the same as a Porsche beats Porsche in drag race while towing another Porsche?

I mean, it’s impressive, if nothing else. All drag races are spectacle, really.

The fear mongering in this article is ridiculous.

Where’s the article about how gas burning ovens will fill your house with carcinogens?

Parking across two disabled spaces to take a picture is a real Dick move.

“In an ideal world, our cities would be packed with people with high population density.” Sounds like a dystopia.

No amount of realistic public transportation can sustain a ban on private cars, unless you ban living in rural areas as well and move everyone to the city.

Energy independence isn’t the worry that it used to be, we net export oil.

Yeah, there are more than enough reasons to hate on Elon these days, but I really do find this lawsuit puzzling. ITAR is really stringent on its requirements and the idea that non-permanent citizens are actually allowed comes as a surprise to most in the space community.

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Does it make anything in your life better to talk to strangers like that?

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