I tried the tumbler and I hated it. It’s awful. You’re meant to wet it and spin it around which — and I don’t know why this surprised me, in hindsight, but it did — sprays compost juice all over everything and everyone in the vicinity, including you, the spinner.

A wise man once said, “Tell me the answer you want, and I will make a poll that supplies it.”

Here’s a crash course in everything you DON’T need to know about Foundation ahead of season 2: Literally anything from the books.

Dot’s Honey Mustard pretzels.

aaaand we’re all the way back around to “What, stove ban? That’s so silly, nobody wants a stove ban. Ha! Stove ban. What a lark.”

DEATH HACKER

I know the intent here is not to totally ignore and/or write off disabled people, but there is no way I’m getting my wheelchair out to go in and grab a meal. Especially if they cram extra spaces into the parking lot to make up for the lost traffic. I'm not "walking" to the restaurant neither. Nobody seems to mind that…

That’s ok.

“We’re more environmentally friendly,” said a bunch of California nut farmers.

Three additions, because I like them:

YOU ARE BUGS.

I’m gonna try this new thing where I don’t pass judgment until there’s a ruling or verdict.

My brothers and I played that for years and I’m not fully convinced any of us ever understood the rules. Great times.

I’m not sure “Experiments are dumb, stop testing things” is the right way to approach space.

Five spaces per vehicle doesn’t sound like nearly enough, on a city scale. I could be going to any of a hundred places, and so could everyone else in the city. If ten of us all need groceries at the same time, you’d need ten spaces — not one space which is available to each of us in turns over ten hours.

Phase one: Plant peach tree

Editing your own works is not censorship. Conflating the two is a means to make people more comfortable with the latter. Y’all need to stop it.

I drove one of these, a 2004 (which I bought used in 2007). Couple notes!

Fifth gear is a money laundering scheme

In desert climates and/or with poor soil, Russian Sage and Lavender are reliable winners. Crape Myrtle also does nicely and thrives on neglect and sunshine. If your zone can handle it, Desert Willow is a personal favorite -- it’s got a deep taproot so you can grow it near things and ignore it completely. I also like…