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On average, respondents said they spend anywhere from around $250 to $500 on weekly groceries but that $63 worth usually ends up getting thrown out.

I told them it was my fault for trying to grab your phone,” she wrote.

I went on the Pizza Hut app to see if I could pull it off. Minimum order for delivery is $17.99. I made a Big New Yorker with added sausage for $16.49. It’s impossible to add another topping because “our chefs don’t think it will taste good!” Guess I better buy more items! Well, I opted for TWO crushed red pepper

This doesn’t sound like a safe driver to have on the road. Not an excuse, just an “also”

I drive windows down a lot, and it feels like my situational awareness gets better since I can hear what’s going on around the car. YMMV of course.

I thought about doing this for a hedge. The plan was to plant a few big containers with boxwoods, and a few OTHER containers with more seasonally interesting plants (either spring bulbs, summer herbs, I dunno, I didn’t quite make it that far...). During the spring/summer I’d slot the cool stuff in there, and put the

It stays fresh for about a month after you roast it, but (depending on the source of the beans) you do need to let it rest for a while. I grind daily, and when the hopper gets to about half I roast the next batch and rest it in a metal strainer until it smells right. Then, pour the new batch in the hopper and seal it

Build Bridges, Not Walls.

I dunno if it’s really fair to characterize “specific adherence to the law” as a loophole. 

10. Single source coffee beans are readily available on Amazon, for pretty darn cheap. I buy them green, which stores better, and roast a batch (on a cheap roaster I also bought from Amazon) every few weeks when my grinder’s hopper gets low. I now drink better, fresher coffee, and it’s cheaper than buying grounds at

‘member the time a mentally handicapped kid was abducted and tortured on video and Don sided with his captors?

If people simply mounted their TVs higher, so that they were looking UP when watching the Rings of Power, then viewership would have floated instead of sinking. 

I’m still holding my reservation for a cyber truck. Ostensibly, it does everything I need it to do, at (ostensibly) a better price point. We’ll see what actually happens. 

Based on the header image, I’m imagining paying $1,000/month on a Kia. It’s not a fun experience.

Right, but there are no parking spots for able bodied people either, so it hardly seems like a “fuck the disabled” play. Anyone that needs to park a car at their home should probably shop other properties.

This applies to turkeys as well, FWIW. Don’t buy a 20 pound bird, buy two 10-pounders, or whatever combination of smaller fowls works for your family. And then spatchcock them. 

Many of us, in fact, drive or regularly ride in cars. That's why parking lots have those spaces with the blue and white signs and paint. 

It was a demented take on Frogger and I’m all for it.

In Charlotte, the city council recently allowed one developer to build an apartment complex that doesn’t have any parking at all. That means more units for people to live in and lower construction costs, which the developer says should save residents $250 per month.

Irrational Cybertruck noises