In which AV Club reluctantly admits that censorship isn’t popular.

Power Seat Adjustments: Fuck you, Half Man Half Bear Half Pig, and your perfectly middle of the road average ass and ass region. My lopsided disgusting body needs all the seat adjustments it can buy!

How dare you say those true things about me

The absolute state of journalism.

For the discerning customer who frequently re-floors their living space and doesn’t care about the cost.

Well, Bojack Horseman is in the right place, I won’t quibble about the rest.

but does it successfully launch the cocaine animal cinematic universe?

Damned fine month in the theaters, especially if you count Cocaine Bear this coming weekend. I could see myself heading into town every week. Well.... maybe not the 17th, but maybe. Cocaine Bear, Creed, 65, (inside?), Wick, DnD. None of that sounds like money wasted.

9 out of 10 phone thieves love the idea

If you have accessibility needs, it’s imperative that you call the actual hotel and speak with an actual human actually working there. You may save money, but more importantly you’ll get the accommodations you need. Booking.yeah, hotels.com, trivago, whoever — they’ll SELL you those accommodations, certainly, but if…

meta conversations aside, the MCU has struggled to simply make a good film for some time now. I was a big enjoyer of Wakanda Forever — besides that, I can’t think of an objectively good Marvel product since Endgame tied a bow around everything. Maybe it’s the process they use, where the director is “the director BUT,”…

Am I supposed to be outraged now or not? Give me clear instructions, AV Club!

Then you get really dumb cases where people use them late at night when no one is on the road with them.

Texas drivers vs. California drivers, who you got

Well.... but imagine if he had.

Without the bridge of WandaVision (or having read the House of M comic I guess), you’d be confused as hell.

$276 Million in tanks (estimated adjustment for inflation, 2020 dollars), per https://www.thegatheringbaltimore.com/2020/01/23/how-much-does-an-m1a2-sep-v2-cost/

I wasn’t interested in a second season of Clarkson Farm until Sam Barsanti went on this rant.

Author is also baffled why Alec Baldwin might maybe be sued for shooting two people.

I don’t go looking for someone to punish after a workplace accident.